Breakfast Battle Royale (With Cheese)

In non-MMA news, but still fight news, Taco Bell fired shots at McDonald’s, specifically, McDonald’s breakfast menu:

The restaurant (and I use that term in the loosest sense) will take on the breakfast market and McDonald’s breakfast menu specifically.  In Chael Sonnen-like fashion, the innovators of the Doritos Loco Tacos and the Draino of the human digestive system began airing ads over the last few days poking the bear by including testimonies of random people named Ronald McDonald, praising the breakfast menu at Taco Bell as greater than McDonald’s.

When asked for comment, my wife, an avid breakfast fan responded, “I don’t know what we as Americans did to deserve a Taco Bell breakfast menu, but I’m sure we can take it back.”

Much like Alien vs. Predator, whichever company wins in the breakfast one-on-one, we lose.